The Spontaneous Page

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

so done with white people

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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quiteanerdling:

avengersonna:

mondo-s:

saintcaffeinated:

I had my Captain America backpack in class yesterday and my professor saw it and went, “Oh, Captain America!” But before I could reply with “HECK YEAH IT IS” he added, “You probably just got it because of Chris Evans.”

and I just

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I feel this soooooooooooo much

Um no. Allllll the no.

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French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -

American Friend: THOUSAND?

French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

dem-magnolias:

my-musical-dependence:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do” just go “wait a minute. Something is wrong here” then switch to your partner and marry them instead. Four people get to come out of the closet at once. Very efficient.

i’m laughing

The most efficient

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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the year according to tumblr

january: post halloween candy hangover

feburuary: couples halloween

march: almost halloween

april: almost halloween

may: almost halloween

june: almost halloween

july: almost halloween

august: almost halloween

september: basically halloween

october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA

november: still halloween

december: halloween for jesus